The sign above his head says “smiley” but his face says “frowny.”

The sign above his head says “smiley” but his face says “frowny.”

As Harry attempts a Tyra Banks over-the-shoulder model pose, something goes horribly wrong.

As Harry attempts a Tyra Banks over-the-shoulder model pose, something goes horribly wrong.

Strict parents, Zayn and Harry, watch a scandalous display of sadness when their child is wronged. They can’t handle the grumps. They can’t handle them.

Strict parents, Zayn and Harry, watch a scandalous display of sadness when their child is wronged. They can’t handle the grumps. They can’t handle them.

A sporty ray of light amidst the darkness

A sporty ray of light amidst the darkness

You’d think that Harry was forced into the Navy with that look of dread on his face… But no, I think he chose the navy.
Blue, that is.

You’d think that Harry was forced into the Navy with that look of dread on his face… But no, I think he chose the navy.

Blue, that is.

I saved this file as “narry nopes.” Imma stick with that.

I saved this file as “narry nopes.” Imma stick with that.

“Oh, sidewalk. You’re the only one who understands me.”

“Oh, sidewalk. You’re the only one who understands me.”

Student of what? you might ask.
Student of grumps.

Student of what? you might ask.

Student of grumps.

And the darkness closes in…

And the darkness closes in…

NEWS UPDATE: Harry Styles, member of pop band One Direction, was arrested by two large, jovial men while another stood by and laughed. His crime: being too grumpy.

NEWS UPDATE: Harry Styles, member of pop band One Direction, was arrested by two large, jovial men while another stood by and laughed. His crime: being too grumpy.